Why Ducks?
The goal from the ancient times was to connect as many
of the human population as possible. This was
important, especially back when
telephones and electricity were not an option.
Animals are
useful
this way, plus they can act as cute maskots.
After a meticulous research among the possible candidates,
ducks were chosen over dogs, frogs and other mammals for
their multi-terrain adaptability, beign able to walk,
swim and fly.
The swimming strength of the ducks propelled them in front
of the pigeons in the connection departmentent.
Apes were close candidates due to their intelligence
superiority but the training required to operate boats
and aircrafts later proved challenging.
Unicorns are not real and thus an invalid option,
thus ducks prevailed.
Also, ducks have the benefit of a low-cost maintenance
(low food fees) while also adding to reduntancy due to
their habit of laying at least one egg per day until the
cluch is full, creating a safety-last,
multiple-points-of-failure, duck-overcommitment approach.
The resources allocation has beed deined as:
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